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22 Upper Kirkgate
Aberdeen
AB10 1BA

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Map for The Tastie Tattie

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Tasty Tattie is a take-away to be found in Aberdeen within Aberdeenshire. Unfortunately, The Big Eat has yet to learn full details about Tasty Tattie but we are trying our best. We don't yet have a menu for the takeaway. There is a wide selection of food on offer at Tasty Tattie. This takeaway produces Fast food.

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Menu for The Tastie Tattie

Reviews

fiking shite min made me shite my sel a ower masel

tasty tattie is shit had the poopies all down ma leggie weg. da eat is shite da ken if uv iver hid bad shites ifore but is wiz takin i shit eh!!! right oot ma arse farsh! ripping mi right fi breakfast ti arse hole! nae recomended my arse hole is read raw i tell yi!!!!! min min maaaa

By over 9 years ago.

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Nice little place

Although TT isn't mouth watering its not bad, and as well as fast food they offer a variety of fillings for bake potatoes, ignore the idiot, by the sounds of it he soils himself on a daily occasion

By over 9 years ago.

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PISH.

the gravy looked like mouldy relish. the burger was actually quite nice but the fucking size was a complete farce. the best thing i bought was the 2litre bottle of coke, it was refreshing. the actual containers were growing mould. the only words that could decribe this utter shit hole are vile, repulsive, minging and damn right dirty.piece of fucking ass.and GOODBYE YOU MOULDY FAGGOTS. i recomend you NEVER EVER EVER eat from this genuine piece of shit.

By over 9 years ago.

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tasty shit

LISTEN!!!!!!!! My airse is fucking louping. I hiv niver hid so much shit coming oot my hoop,i nivil ival ival hid a bulgul that tasted o stail falts afole!!!!!!

By over 9 years ago.

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CLATTY

WELL FAR DO I START WE THIS ABSLOUTE SHITHOLE
ITS SMELLS LIKE MY NEIGHBOURS FANNY !
THE WALL HAS SHIT DRIPPIN DOON THEM FROM THE LAVVIE UP THE STAIR
THE SLUT ROUND THE CORNER GETS BANGED FOR FUN ON THE KITCHEN TABLE
AND THE FOOD IS AS SHITE AS AS SHIT
HAD SHIT UP MY BACK FAE HOW LONG I WAS ON THE POT FOR
AND THE ONLY CUNTS THAT ENJOYED THE PISH WAS THE FLYS THAT WAS SOROUNDING THE PLACE
AND EVEN THEY ONLY GAVE IT A 2 OOT OF 10

By over 9 years ago.

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basic food at reasonable prices

tasty tattie the name says it all. good choice of fillings and extras. the idiot who is posting the insult is down to his last brain cell & in great need of medical attention. sad person.

By about 9 years ago.

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proper ding

av got sock arse

By about 9 years ago.

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complete and utter pish im tellin yi its baws

well is fuckin tasty tattie shite disni even sell tattie soup , fuckin pricks and the tatties are growin heeds! my pal wis pure roidin oot fir tattie soup bastards didni even hae it ! never go t is pish pot its covered wi algae mould n shit it smells like my unties cats litter tray ! pish n dingleberrys . ps a quite liked at burger tho wis nae bad

By about 9 years ago.

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STINKS OF SHITE

JUST OOT AT TASTIE TATTIE IN I TOON....STINKS OF SHITE!!! WIS IN LAST NITE N ASKED FOR A RAA TATTIE N I CUNT LOOKS AT ME LIKE I JUST DONE A SHITE ON THE COUNTER FUCKING PANNY!!! GOT A TATTIE WI COLESLAW IN IT AND IT SMELT LIKE VAGINAL DISCHARGE!!! AWFUL PLACE WOULD RATHER EAT DEED FOLKS BUMS THAN GO THERE AGAIN!!!!

By about 9 years ago.

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I LIKE TIPPYS

AVE GOT A POOPY BUMMY WUM

By about 9 years ago.

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the scotch can't spell

so funny seeing all the Scotch writing so poorly about their own kind, poor Scotch, no wonder they are bitter and twisted, they dress like girls, can't speak the Queens English, let alone write it, they live in a God forsaken [hence the Kirk for a religion] desolate land.

By about 9 years ago.

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English

Laughing at how bitter this guffy English twat is!!

By almost 9 years ago.

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original reviewer

well i recovered from my shits and decided it was only fair to give tastie tattie another go. well my fukin bowel exploded all over my cats heed. he licked it and then he doshit himsel. this place needs a good collonic. my arsenal is reed raw. shite aah oer ma face. delivery pizza face wank stank o shite n was leaking at my door. disgusted

By almost 9 years ago.

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My take-away

20 quid for a take away and it tasted like an alki's carpet! And the hot dog was freezing cal. Colder than a space docket just oot I freezer.
Refund please u pikeys

By almost 9 years ago.

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Cheeseburger

Meal was shite cheers you be as well sell elephant faeces in your burgers. My mouth smells like pure and utter poop.

By almost 9 years ago.

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bake tattie

well i do think yous have went down hill. but to be fair i still enjoy the bake tatties, but do ursel favour change this so ignorant cunts cant leave messages like they r, wont help ur business, n as for the comment whoever wrote pikies, there fkn not but i am , shows how much ye know bout them cant even point us out. some fucked up folk out there, slag ur food but theyl cum eat it again when there hungry n near thats the sleekit enes why they gotta stay anonymus.....big brave folk we got eh lol

By almost 9 years ago.

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sharting a ore i duncefleer

I ordered a tastie tattie.cuz i donninos wiz shut. I like i waffles fae are so i wiz fukin pissed it woz shut.in i first place. I settled for i burger, ehhhhhh fit i fuk wiz.at exactly. Iv nae been aff i shitter since imorn or last time i are at shite min. Im fukin bursting ooot my lugs. Its like i sat on i chocolate ba all oer my covers n had t chnge it. Yi dirty bastarts!!!! Stinken

By over 8 years ago.

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Thank u ...

I ordered from here, my food was on time, still hot, decent priced & everyone enjoyed it. Was a bit put off by the comments below, but then realised they are clearly being made by an idiot who should be locked up...id report that to police, easilly traced...regardless...
I WAS VERY HAPPY WITH MY MEALS, SO THANK U!!!!

By over 8 years ago.

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Stinken!

Christ I just read your review!! I've been on I pot since I took my first bloody bite!! Ma guts are hinging ooot ma arse!! Nicer in my life have I hid I runs like is afore!! It's coming oot me' like hot lava! Just sharted on mi bonny new cream sofa...I sneezed but en sharted a ore it! Bloody gutted wi the reaction o ma gutz!

Overall bloody fine burger!!!

By over 8 years ago.

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Average, but doesn't deserve as much criticism

Are half of these reviews a joke? Why oh why would you let yourself type like that for other people to see? Is it some teenagers having a laugh or is it a few people with awful vocabulary & grammar? They complain that their bowels are blowing up all over the place, that is a simple sign that the 'Tasty Tattie' sort of food isn't for you!

By over 8 years ago.

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Iv had better tatties in ma lugs

So eres me I was like this I sed cheese bulgal I sed cheesecake I didna say I wanted to piss out my arse ya cunt. Been on the pot for fol fuckin howls ya minks. So I got the cunts by pissin through there letter box but the fuckin po po caught me I was like bla up ya bam. So now I'm in the cells cause I I'd at cheese bulgal fa at cunts. Da chunce it peps there a bunch o trumpets with stinking fuckin food. Would rather eat a dead dog

By over 8 years ago.

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on i pot

dat bulgal min

By over 8 years ago.

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Value for money...

for aboot 5 poun odds I got aboot 5 cal chips and a burger which can only be described as a charcole.

By over 8 years ago.

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its on my heed again! arsehole update

thought 3rd time lucky. mayb was a little unfair. Ye dirty bastardsss im covered in shite!!!! im fukin stinin cause of ur jumbo hotdog!!!! i da ken fit its made of but ats nae fukin sauceage ata! at least the bun came for some good, after my loo roll ran out i had t wipe my arse with that!!! my flatmate came in and saw the state! everywhere. uv ruined my life. she slipped cracked her head and also shit hersel. then had t go t hospital with shite smeared all oer her face! this is beyond a joke min.

By almost 8 years ago.

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5 star

Me again, just read your review...aye you underneath mi!! It's nae good aboot you gettin I shits agen and as fir your mate, I hope yir gettin in compinsasaion for aaaah at troma. Blidy shame! I said iss wiz 5 star, aye 5 star shite! Fuckin minging... I shouldnae hiv ordered but am gut wiz growling fur sum munch cuz I wiz stoned! Now it's roaring like a blazing fire right up am airse....prise is arite thow!

By almost 8 years ago.

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hmm

tasty tatted used to be great, its not the best now, but some of the comments being left on this, are more disgusting.
who every is doing it, talk properly, and have more respect for yourselfs because some of the stuff use are talking about is disgusting and personally i think your taking it too far, because if it was so bad the first time? why keep going back?

By over 7 years ago.

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fountain o broon froth oot ma keek ole

At bulgal wiz mare runcid than ma grunnys tit cheese min. Phoned at bam back askin fer a refund but I cunt sayz get ti fuck. A wuz like naw min.

By over 6 years ago.

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fountain o broon froth oot ma keek ole

Fuckin buzzin in ma gutz fae ur bulgal

By over 6 years ago.

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Why does this keep happening?!!!!

Right so I wanted a tattie, asda only had at skinny sweet eeens and I'm nae eating at shite! Right aff ti tastie I went again. Served by a plooky sweaty bastard. Actual spots leaking of puss. Got a tattie, a burger and a mound oh mouldy cheese. Took ma new lad wee me. Thought he shud experience it. Well he is Fukin stinking now!!! Get is stinking bastard oot my flat! Swear he just sharted. Pretty sure I'm gona too aswel! Fit the FUCK do they put in this mould ridden food! Great. Now my toilets blocked. Fuck you tasty tattie until next time

By over 6 years ago.

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Why does this keep happening?!!!!

Right so I wanted a tattie, asda only had at skinny sweet eeens and I'm nae eating at shite! Right aff ti tastie I went again. Served by a plooky sweaty bastard. Actual spots leaking of puss. Got a tattie, a burger and a mound oh mouldy cheese. Took ma new lad wee me. Thought he shud experience it. Well he is Fukin stinking now!!! Get is stinking bastard oot my flat! Swear he just sharted. Pretty sure I'm gona too aswel! Fit the FUCK do they put in this mould ridden food! Great. Now my toilets blocked. Fuck you tasty tattie until next time

By over 6 years ago.

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Why does this keep happening?!!!!

Right so I wanted a tattie, asda only had at skinny sweet eeens and I'm nae eating at shite! Right aff ti tastie I went again. Served by a plooky sweaty bastard. Actual spots leaking of puss. Got a tattie, a burger and a mound oh mouldy cheese. Took ma new lad wee me. Thought he shud experience it. Well he is Fukin stinking now!!! Get is stinking bastard oot my flat! Swear he just sharted. Pretty sure I'm gona too aswel! Fit the FUCK do they put in this mould ridden food! Great. Now my toilets blocked. Fuck you tasty tattie until next time

By over 6 years ago.

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Why does this keep happening?!!!!

Right so I wanted a tattie, asda only had at skinny sweet eeens and I'm nae eating at shite! Right aff ti tastie I went again. Served by a plooky sweaty bastard. Actual spots leaking of puss. Got a tattie, a burger and a mound oh mouldy cheese. Took ma new lad wee me. Thought he shud experience it. Well he is Fukin stinking now!!! Get is stinking bastard oot my flat! Swear he just sharted. Pretty sure I'm gona too aswel! Fit the FUCK do they put in this mould ridden food! Great. Now my toilets blocked. Fuck you tasty tattie until next time

By over 6 years ago.

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Poo

Need a massive shite

By about 6 years ago.

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By over 5 years ago.

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MA BOWEEEEEEELS!

FAR DEE I START! SO I WIZ DEING A BIT OH SHOPPIN IN IH TOON WE MA BURD AND WE WERE FUCKIN STARVIN! SO WE SEEN IH TASTIE TATTIE AND I WIZ LIKE AH WANT AH MACDEES BUT SHE WIZNAE HAEIN IT, SO WE SETTLED FOR IH TASTIE TATTIE! SO AH ORDERD IH CHEESE BULGAL AND SHE TOOK A TATTIE WE TUNA ...WE WALKED OOT IH PLACE AND STARTED MUNCHING AWA AT IT ...FUCK! IT TASTED LIKE RAW STEAMIN SHITE!!! SWEAR TI GOD MIN! MA BURDS TASTIE TUNA SMELT WORSE THAN HER FANNY AND THATS A STENCHHHH!! MA FUCKIN BOWWWWWEELLS!!! I SWEAR TI GOD!! THE BLEW UP BIGGER THAN THE FUCKIN SOLAR SYSTEM!!! I RAN FAE ONE END OH THE TOON TI THE OTHER WE DRIPPING SHITE AWAIIII!!! HAD TO NIP IN TI THE PRIMARK FOR A NEW PAIR OF PUNTS!! SHITE AH OAR THE PLACE!! MA BURD DUMPED MI MIN! BUT IT WAS A RELIEF BECAUSE HER ASS WIZ HUNMM AND HER BREATH STANK OF THE PISHY FISH FISH !!!! I GOT IN IH TOILET IN IH PRIMARK AND SWEAR TI GOD BURST MA BOWEELS AH OAR THE PLACE ...WAS AFRONTED MINN!! WOMAN GOES IN AFTER ME AND SLIDES AH OH MA SHITE!!! WAS WALKIN TI GET MA BUS AND THEN I SHARTED!!! FUCK I HAD TI DE SUMMIN!! SO I NIIPED ROON IHG COPRNER TO ALLOW MA FUCKIN BOWELS TO BREATHE!!! FUCK IT WAS GOOD!! FRESH AIR INTP THAT SHITHOLEE!! THAT CONSISTED OF TASTIE TATTIE SHITEEEE!!! WOULD NAE IVER GO BACK FUCK THAT MIN! ID RATHER EAT MA GRUNNYS CUNT

By about 5 years ago.

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MA BOWEEEEEEELS!

FAR DEE I START! SO I WIZ DEING A BIT OH SHOPPIN IN IH TOON WE MA BURD AND WE WERE FUCKIN STARVIN! SO WE SEEN IH TASTIE TATTIE AND I WIZ LIKE AH WANT AH MACDEES BUT SHE WIZNAE HAEIN IT, SO WE SETTLED FOR IH TASTIE TATTIE! SO AH ORDERD IH CHEESE BULGAL AND SHE TOOK A TATTIE WE TUNA ...WE WALKED OOT IH PLACE AND STARTED MUNCHING AWA AT IT ...FUCK! IT TASTED LIKE RAW STEAMIN SHITE!!! SWEAR TI GOD MIN! MA BURDS TASTIE TUNA SMELT WORSE THAN HER FANNY AND THATS A STENCHHHH!! MA FUCKIN BOWWWWWEELLS!!! I SWEAR TI GOD!! THE BLEW UP BIGGER THAN THE FUCKIN SOLAR SYSTEM!!! I RAN FAE ONE END OH THE TOON TI THE OTHER WE DRIPPING SHITE AWAIIII!!! HAD TO NIP IN TI THE PRIMARK FOR A NEW PAIR OF PUNTS!! SHITE AH OAR THE PLACE!! MA BURD DUMPED MI MIN! BUT IT WAS A RELIEF BECAUSE HER ASS WIZ HUNMM AND HER BREATH STANK OF THE PISHY FISH FISH !!!! I GOT IN IH TOILET IN IH PRIMARK AND SWEAR TI GOD BURST MA BOWEELS AH OAR THE PLACE ...WAS AFRONTED MINN!! WOMAN GOES IN AFTER ME AND SLIDES AH OH MA SHITE!!! WAS WALKIN TI GET MA BUS AND THEN I SHARTED!!! FUCK I HAD TI DE SUMMIN!! SO I NIIPED ROON IHG COPRNER TO ALLOW MA FUCKIN BOWELS TO BREATHE!!! FUCK IT WAS GOOD!! FRESH AIR INTP THAT SHITHOLEE!! THAT CONSISTED OF TASTIE TATTIE SHITEEEE!!! WOULD NAE IVER GO BACK FUCK THAT MIN! ID RATHER EAT MA GRUNNYS CUNT

By about 5 years ago.

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MA BOWEEEEEEELS!

FAR DEE I START! SO I WIZ DEING A BIT OH SHOPPIN IN IH TOON WE MA BURD AND WE WERE FUCKIN STARVIN! SO WE SEEN IH TASTIE TATTIE AND I WIZ LIKE AH WANT AH MACDEES BUT SHE WIZNAE HAEIN IT, SO WE SETTLED FOR IH TASTIE TATTIE! SO AH ORDERD IH CHEESE BULGAL AND SHE TOOK A TATTIE WE TUNA ...WE WALKED OOT IH PLACE AND STARTED MUNCHING AWA AT IT ...FUCK! IT TASTED LIKE RAW STEAMIN SHITE!!! SWEAR TI GOD MIN! MA BURDS TASTIE TUNA SMELT WORSE THAN HER FANNY AND THATS A STENCHHHH!! MA FUCKIN BOWWWWWEELLS!!! I SWEAR TI GOD!! THE BLEW UP BIGGER THAN THE FUCKIN SOLAR SYSTEM!!! I RAN FAE ONE END OH THE TOON TI THE OTHER WE DRIPPING SHITE AWAIIII!!! HAD TO NIP IN TI THE PRIMARK FOR A NEW PAIR OF PUNTS!! SHITE AH OAR THE PLACE!! MA BURD DUMPED MI MIN! BUT IT WAS A RELIEF BECAUSE HER ASS WIZ HUNMM AND HER BREATH STANK OF THE PISHY FISH FISH !!!! I GOT IN IH TOILET IN IH PRIMARK AND SWEAR TI GOD BURST MA BOWEELS AH OAR THE PLACE ...WAS AFRONTED MINN!! WOMAN GOES IN AFTER ME AND SLIDES AH OH MA SHITE!!! WAS WALKIN TI GET MA BUS AND THEN I SHARTED!!! FUCK I HAD TI DE SUMMIN!! SO I NIIPED ROON IHG COPRNER TO ALLOW MA FUCKIN BOWELS TO BREATHE!!! FUCK IT WAS GOOD!! FRESH AIR INTP THAT SHITHOLEE!! THAT CONSISTED OF TASTIE TATTIE SHITEEEE!!! WOULD NAE IVER GO BACK FUCK THAT MIN! ID RATHER EAT MA GRUNNYS CUNT

By about 5 years ago.

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Wonderful

Good enough for those Aberdonian cunts, who come from fish, are fish and to fish, they shall return.

By almost 5 years ago.

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